if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.
(via loveemilymarie)
"A friend isn’t your friend until they defend you in your absence."
My mom is a wise woman. (via beerwiththeboys)
(via andshe-will-bee-loved)
one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family
(via complicated-souls)
samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack*
me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender addition*
(via complicated-souls)
"Set a positive example. Treat everyone with respect, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are."
(via missmirandaaraee)
(via complicated-souls)
"You can’t force a relationship, and you can’t force the other person to care and love you the same way you love them."
"You fell in love with someone because of the tilt of his smile, or because he could make you laugh, or in this case, because he made you believe you were the only one who could save him."
I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts
(via pdx-chinita)